it’s god’s turn

The recession!

Now isn’t that a tough cookie? I still don’t believe it exists, but that’s just me.

This issue will go away on its own, and by that I mean the people that really made it happen will undo everything, but let’s just make believe the recession is real for a while.

What the world needs right now is a source of money. Real money, not hedge funds or other crap of the like. That kind of money exists, but because of all the doom-mongers, the people that control it are not willing to spend it just yet. Then I walked by a church.

Churches could donate a part of their wealth to the people. Reverse the money box strategy, give away some artifacts, give away some of the land the monasteries occupy. That sort of thing. They could even offer to let others use their buildings for other purposes, like seminars, trainings on how to be a better economist, ballet lessons, whatever gets you turned on. They’d have to do it for free, we don’t want any more money going into black holes. That would be enough to get some money going around, and budge other people who have even more money to start investing again.

It would be the perfect PR for the big cross, and people might start going to church again. Even if only to get some money for smokes out of the money box.

I think it would totally make up for the dark ages.