Facebook Legion

Facebook is great for connecting with people you never really talked to in high school, just so you can continue to not talk to them now.

You can’t very well decline the invitation, because you do know the person. But other than the simple “So that one’s still alive too!” thought that goes through your head when confirming their request to befriend you, you’ll never-ever interact with them.

What’s the point of building a network of zombies?