I think I have a problem.
I hardly have sexual fantasies, other than those related to twitter. I understand why a girl is thought to be hot, but I never feel that a girl is hot. Nice asses and naughty tits just aren’t enough for me. And I’m too young to be thinking like this.
I used to think this was cool since I could say no to a blow job and still hold my head high, but some conversations I’ve been having recently made me think there might be something more to this. For example, if I’m asked to relate a sexual fantasy, it’s very, very hard since I don’t really have much of ‘em. Oh, I can make one up real quick, but it’s not the same thing and also not the point.
Another issues is that if I’m at work, coding away, or reading about code, it’s almost impossible to throw me into porn-mode. No matter who you are.
Searching my memory while having a fag, I got a hunch. I ran a quick google and confirmed said hunch. So now I know why.
And now, you guys will tell me that it’s job related stress, or being blond, or being white, or being dumb, or being smart, or being gay and you’d all be wrong.
Just so you know, it’s not as bad as being dickless.
Update 2009-06-8
Diabetes has some mind boggling effects on one’s body. The disease itself is peculiar, being autoimmune in nature. It also tends to slow down unjustified sexual thoughts, which accounts for my lack of sexual fantasies.
12 Mouth-watering Comments
Seems to me that your girlfriend’s got a problem…
Camelia, your private guess was wrong, obviously
Cinzia, nope, that’s not it. Many have tried to guess today; so far, I was right, nobody will get it right.
Low sexual appetite?
Or you have intelectual orgasms?
I think the coding example can be translated as you being very focused
Whatever the reason, please share it with us
crinuta, that’s kinda what I said
I meant the reason for the low sexual appetite. Your wording is a good hint, though.
Well, there’s a (mostly oriental) theory that says that if your level of thinking is “above the waist”, sex becomes a relatively minor thing compared to others. Mostly because it is seen as an inferior form of manifestation.
crinutza, I can assure you, I don’t see sex as an inferior form of manifestation. Thanks for the half-compliment, though
Come om! The suspans is killing me!
Well, I never said I was going to tell you, did I?
Well… didn’t see that comming…
I guess that if grandma was at least 20 years younger, I might’ve known that.
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