All you ladies, stop reading this now. Thanks.
Now, isn’t it great being a guy?
We don’t get on our period, we never feel like this, we can enjoy beer properly, we can stay online totally naked, man and nobody will care, we can safely walk the streets at night… I can go on forever, you know.
Tonight, after being stood up in a nice and politically correct way, I just hung out in aether. After the first beer I bought, I met this guy, who is a cop. We later pulled up some chairs at a seemingly vacant table and talked for the rest of the evening.
The best part? I don’t even know his name. I don’t even remember where I know the dude from. I don’t think he remembers any of this about me either. Girls can’t do this stuff. Girls start off with each other’s names. Not knowing that essential detail means they cannot have a real conversation. You should see how eerie a conversation between two girls that don’t know each other goes.
So, in essence, us guys have it great because no only can we appreciate beer to its full value, we can also appreciate other people ( dudes, preferably ) regardless of unimportant details.
And if you’re a girl and you read this, there’s hope for you yet.
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Dude. I just came back from swinging in a kids` park next to another girl. No name exchange, but great convo. 1 for me because we hadn`t even met previously. We did talk age, though – she`s 27. When I heard that I told her I wanted to be just like her when I grew up. :]
But I digress. Sure, it must be great being a guy, however, people expect all of those things from you. You can even be considered defective if you`re not up to the male standards you describe. That`s why I`m pretty happy being a girl with balls. People expect dick squat and I have plenty of pleasant surprises up my sleeve.
Your form ate my plus sign. It was supposed to read “Plus 1 for me”.
ily – dude, you know what I think about your gender; right? Plus, you’re still a kid, so that cancels out all of the traces of femininity you might have had
And I really don’t care about your plus sign, for a damn good reason too.
Well, psh. I can be feminine too. And squeal about shoe sales, or hoard jewellery, or whatever it is that girls do. But life`s too short not to have fun.
I stopped at the first line.
“being stood up in a nice and politically correct” way doesn’t sound very fun to me. Especially because i don’t get your “polirically correct clause, I can’t find a way in my mind that could possibly explain the behaviour.
Otherwise, I agree with the above statements. Even tho’ I never stood naked online before, that wouldn’t by any chance be a problem
Besides, the best part i like about not being a girl is that you’re always able to disconnect and not give a shit about things way easier, from time to time 
And that’s great 
And beer is a great catalyst for that, and not only 
If i’d have to choose, I’d be a man anytime, in a heartbeat 
Tomata cu scufita, well, at least you know you’re a girl. I do you you’re happy
Raka, TMN is so worth it! Especially if you get seen. Because if you do get seen, you can do the helicopter! And, on being stood up, the other party had a good reason for not being there, and did not have my phone number.
Plus, I had already been with you guys, so I was feelin’ good anyway.
nice to hear we’re good, then
sad to hear you getting stood up, things will get solved along the way, I’m sure of it 
And don’t forget to get the phone number next time 
As you can see, it could be a life saver sometimes 
Raka, phone number’s been taken care of, alright. Also, had we met, I never would have had the chance to catch up with.. whatshisname.. And next time, I’m leaving with your phone number as well
“Thy will be done!”
I’m thinking you’re aware that today is the day when the beer fest officially starts, right?
We’ll be having some pointers to discuss, among other stuff 
Guess we’ll need to figure out where and when we’ll round about the all-mighty beer mug
Are you aware my phone number is available to anyone that befriends me on facebook?
And not my will, but the will of the almighty mug!
I’m not listed on the facebook
) neither on the phonebook 
)
As a fun fact, my whole existence was a well guarded secret, until the Illuminati realised i was IT proned and abandoned me and my rites of passage into their secret society.
Thus, I rebelled and refused to create a facebook account
) So to speak… 
PS: yahoo mail link got fucked up @ work, can’t open the page… therefore i can’t confirm the signup yet, so maybe we can settle this on a private message via twitter?