Not me, sillies. I’m not married.

As I was walking to work today, I met a guy that used to be my agent. I had met him on the street on Friday as well, so we’re getting back in touch.

Anyway, this morning, he had a mother of a black eye and a huge bruise on his right arm. After a quick chat, I asked him about the obvious elephant in the living room: “How did you get that black eye?”

His response was not so prompt, but he eventually confessed: My wife beat me up. He then went on to tell me it was the second time that had happened. He also told me she used an apple, among other items, to hit him with.

I’m now thinking of a specific ex-sweetheart, who had developed the habit of busting my lip, and of another that really enjoyed hitting and pinching my balls, or of another that used to give me hickies, or of another that… well, you get the idea.

Since we humans are creatures of habit, and I tend to find ‘aggressive’  chicks, should I be worried about my future?