Let me set up the situation for you:
I’m taking a walk to the mall. I’ve got some nice trousers on, with one catch: the front pockets are a bit inward, causing the contents of my pockets to stay close to old Johnny.
When I walk alone, I usually have some tunes playing, so I have my phone jacked up and in my front pocket. I sometimes change the volume to accomodate the current track. This means I grab the phone through the trousers, find the volume button and play with it.
I did this a couple of times today and I attracted two grossed out looks and one perverted smile, from women, obviously. I imagine they were thinking I was grabbing or scratching old Johnny.
So what if I were grabbing my crotch? Aren’t you women used to seeing guys grab their cocks? Scratch them? Through their pants, at least?
Either I caught three visual virgings or women are still envious on us because we CAN scratch our cocks in public wihour it taking too much effort, while they can’t reach for their groin without it attracting a ton of gazing assholes.
Still, the one that smiled was pretty cute.
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Scratch your balls, pick your nose, spit, burp and fart, in any sequence you like – just don`t be amazed to find that some people aren`t particularly fond of these gestures.
Though I highly suspect that this entire post is nothing but an excuse to post a pic of your crotch online, in a legit and guilt-free way. :]
ily, damn you! You got me!
Still, a lot of nasty habits get portrayed on the street. Mostly by guys, because that’s somehow expected of them. Most of the women I know simply ignore the milder ones, like grabbing one’s crotch.
I’m not saying I like it or do it, but the supreme man rule dictates: if it itches, it must be scratched!
Then you need to surround yourself with more supreme men. Might I suggest a soccer stadium?
ily, like that’s my supreme goal in life: to be able to scratch my balls and go unnoticed? And, to add insult to injury, you recommend a football stadium? So, besides my being all apish, faded, blended presence… I have to go through a football match?
Also, when did you stop reading sentences in full?
About the same time you stopped appreciating my sense of humour, apparently. Note to self: Must abuse smiley faces next time.
ily, wow.. you actually did get me this time. I’ll do better next time, I promise. And you can use as many smilies as you like, just remember: my blog is hungry for plus signs
Vroiam sa zic si eu ceva, dar vad ca mi-a luat Ily cuvintele din gura: scarpinatul “acolo” are acelasi efect cu a-ti baga degetul in nas.
There! Ai doua opinii feminine asemanatoare. Iar aia care ti-a zambit probabil ca radea in sinea ei – eu mai fac asa…
Oy, mate! Did you at least get the giggling girl’s cell number?
) It would be bvious that she was interrested in the process since she gave you the warm approving “yeah, you’re kind of cute even when you do that, it kind of makes me wanna do it to you myself, but we’re at the mall, damn!” look 
If not for your own selfish purposes, than for the general greater good
The community would have seriously appreciated your gesture and your blog would’ve gotten serious thumbs-ups from the local community 
A friend of mine (with two eyes, might I add, mind you!) that also read your post told me that a photo would’ve also been fine
Camelia, it’s a nasty habit and I’m doing just fine without scratching old Johnny in public. But since hot pants, low-cut shirts and clear-heel boots are generally accepted — even though they are usually misused — I don’t see why you couldn’t just let this one slide.
Guys will do this anyway. Better get used to choosing not to mingle with said guys. But this should not produce awe. Not any more than seeing one picking their nose, anyway.
Raka, yeah I’m all for the greater good! I’ll probably see her again, considering the size of the village we’re living in. And, before you say it, I know: “Pics or it didn’t happen!”
Still the picture of my shy crotch should keep you guys busy until I find miss Smile-to-Crotch-Grab.
De ce credeti ca daca a zambit e neaparat un lucru bun?
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Ultima oara cand am zambit eu la un tip pe strada ma gandeam:
Uita-te si la asta… cum arata! Cred c-a stat o ora sa-si aranjeze freza aia! Ha! Tocmai s-a uitat in reflectia lui in parbriz? Pff, ce narcisist… Oare m-ar lasa sa imprumut de la el masca de exfoliere?
Camelia, obviously, you were not there to see said smile. Remember, I was foundling my phone, not my Johnny, so I wasn’t biased in that sense.
Maybe the smile was totally unrelated to the crotch grab, or maybe the crotch grab augmented her.. thoughts.
I should get out more
probably he would, but you have to remember that everything has a price, dear
So be aware of the barters you settle with… :p
Camelia, Raka: The dude might just be gay! So.. he’ll lend you his … whatever you call that crap, in exchange for your boyfriend! What, no boyfriend?
You ass will have to do then.
Horia: *shocked* Too much talking about my ass for today!
Camelia, remind me how the discussion swayed from my crotch to your ass?
Wierd the ways of the Force are, young ones!
My ass feels left out now.
no worries, I guess there’s a way that things can get sorted out in the end, if you really insist on your ass being involved in the whole issue