… are pussies!
Well, ok, not all. Tomata, ily, Anda and Dora have balls, apparently.
As you may know, there’s a football match coming up this Sunday, lads versus lasses. The lads’ team is all set, naturally. The girls, initially numerous and fond of the proposal, are now nowhere to be found.
Why?
I only managed to get ONE other girl thinking about coming. It’s way easier to get laid with a total stranger than to persuade a girl to play in a football match. Football match for fun, at that. Because having fun is what it really is all about.
If the hilarious image of me, all sweaty, out of breath and in shorts is not enough, then do it for the ladies, who need a teammate. That means you! Or your girlfriend.
Update:
Andrea has joined the lass’ team! Andrea, aka the ONE other girl I got thinking about coming, also has balls, so us guys are screwed! Thank, hon!
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You`re wearing shorts? I call dibs on that!
Oh, and thank you for tickling my balls every now and then. Most guys seem to not be very fond of them, for some reason. But I digress.
ily, I’m hoping to wear shorts. I still think playing football in jeans, wallet chain and all, is a good idea. Plus, I’ll probably change after the game, so only the people that actually attend will get to enjoy the view, and laugh their asses off.
And, on your balls, I think it would be an instant icebreaker in conversations with stragers you wanna shag.
“I have balls;” “So do I!” “Awesome! Let’s bang!”
Next time you have a one night stand, I`m watching.
Tomata, thank you. That was a good laugh.
ily, oh, you’re more than welcome. But, just in case you miss it, I’ll send you pics a bonus video tape. Do you have any specific dude in mind?
I have too many specific dudes in mind.
ily, am I among them or am I just a tool, then?
I’m starting to feel used, ya know?
*incoherent mumbling*
Well, if I don’t wanna lose, who can blame me? I haven’t played football for years and I know I can really be of help when I set my… body to it.
And it won’t be fun to laugh only at girls and how they play football… tripping. I want to laugh at you! The guys!
@Cami : that will most certainly be arranged, since horia will be playing alongside his favorite football player called “the Rhyno” for his grace, subtlety and skill whilst on the green field
@Horia : what’s so wrong about being used by a girl? I don’t see how that would be a wrong thing, especially when it comes to the hay tumblin’.
@Illy : POST THE LIST OR IT WASN’T IMAGINED!
And if y’all need the camera for whatever the reasons, put a good seat in it for me and I’ll strongly consider lending it towards the educative purposes you require it for
Camelia, do you always stop when there’s no victory in sight? Come on! The blokes will probably be doing more of the tripping and falling over anyway. Also, what about putting that .. body to good use?
Raka, that’s not being used in a bad way, no. But what if she starts taking it for granted? I’ll end up being the on-demand-porno-show dude. Also, ily, what about compensation for my effort?
And somehow, Raka, I think the gals won’t want the pictures published after we’re through with them
But that’s just wishful thinking.
after being through with what? the football game or the on-demand-porno-show-dude showoff?
be more specific, we don’t want the estrogen to take wrong turns and walk away from us on the battlefield 
or outsde it. for whatever reasons (or so i hope, at least) and i’m counting on illy and anda at least, to make things interresting on the grass 
Raka, Oy! The porno show is private! I’m just thinking the girls won’t want their picture taken once they’re all sweaty, greasy and stinky. I don’t care much for the pics anyway. I’ll be seeing it live
all righty then, buddy
seems to be pretty darn long, since it’s not yet posted 
but still, I’m waiting for Illy’s list
I have too many reasons not to come.
My state of spirit slid downward in the last couple of days and I think I don’t even wanna come to the drinking part.
@Cami: do I sense some dissapointment in your words? should i feel guilty about anything? I had the impression I managed pretty well last time we met… Or was that just my impression?
Raka: Neah, it’s not your fault
Cami, you need a drink. You know, with people attached and stuff.
Raka, I managed to find ily’s list. Have a look-see.
Pai asta nici macar nu ii varianta actualizata de “Beta-Testing”, ma
) Astea-s Project Notes 
) Serios, asteptam inca lista aia reala, actualizata 
Aude, dom’soara Illy? 
I’m a pussy? Really?
And here I was, walking around for 27 years thinking I’m a dick
So you fancy shagging someone with balls?
crinutza, it’s not about shagging someone with balls, it’s about shagging. I just prefer the balls be there.
That’s… awkward… depending on how you look at it
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Do not mind me… i’m in a “stupid jokes” state these days
crinutza, they called the missionary awkward at first too. So there!
the “awkward” referred to the balls
, not the shagging 